Meet
the coin

small penguin. big problems.

Height: not tall Mood: bothered Status: sitting

01 What it is

What it is

A small idea that turned into a coin. This page keeps it plain and lets the picture carry the joke.

BUY.EXE, NOT YET RUNNING

The contract isn't deployed. When it is, it launches on pump.fun. Until then, this button is decoration.

Launching on pump.fun · contract: TBA

02 Why it stuck

People kept coming back for the bit, not for charts. No promises here, only the picture and the gag.